Early Coca-Cola Ad

Can you believe this?  I would like to see the laboratory tests which proved that your child has a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years and is GUARANTEED HAPPINESS--their solution:  Give your infant coca-cola?

And now it is even worse--High Fructose Corn Syrup and aspartame.

 

AD VERBIAGE:

For a better start in life, Start COLA earlier! How soon is too soon?

Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years.

So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.

The Soda Pop Board of America
1515 W. Hart Ave - Chicago, IL